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SHORT PROSE FOR THE SAKE OF SANITY

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  • 17 May 2022 “Walt Disney was actually like a literal anti-Semite actually” cries the friendless smoking area patron of a club you didn’t want to go to. He’ll go on to explain how John Lennon beat his wife and that Leo cut his hand in that scene in Django Unchained…

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  • 16 May 2022 A week after the Great Monkey Crash of 2022 and I still feel empty. Although I had zero pounds and zero pence invested in any hyperlinks to pixel art of apes, I still can’t help but feel sorry for the people who did. The type of person…

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