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Have I ever mentioned I was raised a Jehovah’s Witness? It was a hard life, but my parents thought that it was best for me and my sister, so what is there to say? Being a Witness as a child was tough: being pulled out of school assembly when hymns…
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I, for one, welcome pop-sensation Taylor Swift back into the culture. After a gruelling 18 months without our gracious all-American patriot, she’s returning to your phone, your office, your car, your dinner table and your bed – at long last. We can only hope, with the help of AI tech,…
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8 December 2022 It’s been a while since I’ve written. I’ve been snowed under with various ad-ridden mobile app games, listening to music I should’ve grown out of by now and trying to sort my life out. Speaking of snow, it’s December, the month in which both Christmas and my…
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9 September 2022 L. Ron Hubbard published more than 250 works of fiction in his long and impressive career. No matter what you think of the man, that’s impressive and therefore worthy of not only your respect, but adoration. I would go as far as to say that anyone who…
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11 August 2022 Very few religions have swag. The only ones that do are the Hare Krishnas (awesome costume), Scientology (Tom Cruise) and The Nation of Islam (no explanation needed). Also, I guess Catholics get a pass due to the fact it’s big in the Philippines, the most swagged up…
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21 July 2022 It felt like white boy summer would never end. Jack Harlow polluted the charts, Chet Hanks was all over your FYP and Boris Johnson was swagged up in No. 10. Now that the blonde era of Western politics is coming to an end, it feels like the…
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20 July 2022 I spent my weekend in Paris at a musical festival. As a Brit, I know to keep my voice down, speak French wherever possible and generally stay out of the way of the French. I, like many Brits before me, am in a country that isn’t mine.…
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12 July 2022 The British. Famously polite. Queuing. Saying “sorry”. Getting brutally fucked up the arse by the government while occasionally complaining to co-workers and Facebook friends. I’m sick to the fucking end of this complacency. I’m sick of my complacency. Why didn’t the French population of the late 1700s…
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20 May 2022 Escaping your hometown is, I feel, an integral step in growing up. We all know those who stuck around, either at their parents or down the road, eventually to settle down with a likeminded resident, who never fully left the nest, start a family, and eventually have…
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May 2022 I’m wearing a Radiohead t-shirt today. I’ve had it for about 5 years, worn it to see them live, worn it to impress strangers, worn it to bed as the cotton is nice and soft. I thought that maybe I should stop wearing it after the band made…
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